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Breaking: Trump’s Top Longtime Aide Announces Resignation

Keith Schiller, the director of the White House’s Oval Office operations, is opening up to friends that he intends to hand out his resignation letter from his West Wing position by the end of September or at the beginning of October, a report on Friday evening revealed. Trump’s well-known aide …

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Breaking: Top Hillary Aide Found Dead In A River

Corpses keep on showing up whenever someone gets very close to Hillary’s dirty secrets. Namely, now a different State employee called Kurt Smolek has been found dead, and his potential connection to PizzaGate and Hillary’s child traffic ring is beginning to be suspicious. Until 2015, Smolek had been employed by …

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Trump Just Signed Something Every Christian Needs To Know About

Being around participants of the clergy, President Donald Trump put his signature on a declaration on Friday proclaiming Sunday as a day dedicated to prayer for the victims of Hurricane Harvey. “From the beginning of our nation, Americans have joined together during times of great need to ask for God’s …

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Jessie Jackson Condemns Donald Trump to Hell

Civil Rights activist Rev. Jesse Jackson stated this particular week that the Electoral College “must come down,” and urged about the scenario where President Trump may come across issues making it into Heaven due to his perception on illegal immigrants. Jackson stated that Trump makes it mandatory for people to …

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Just In: Paul Ryan Stabs President Trump In The Back

On Friday, House Speaker Paul Ryan stated he doesn’t believe President Donald Trump should end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program. “I actually don’t think he should do that and I believe that this is something Congress has to fix,” Ryan said to WCLO Janesville. Ryan continued that he …

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